So yesterday my brother

and I took our dog (
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A couple hours later, he pukes. His pupils were REALLY dilated, and he had no balance.
The vet said he either ate anti-freeze, or he was on some kind of drugs. They tested for anti-freeze, and it was negative. MY DOG GOT HIGH. It certainly wasn't weed because if he ingested that he probably wouldn't have acted very different (he's freaking lazy, and is normally hungry all the time). At this point, I think it was shrooms because of the way he was acting.
Yes, in all seriousness, MY FLIPPING DOG TRIPPED OUT.
I think the cat sold them to him.
I am SO GLAD he is okay now. Scared the Hell out of me.